Sunday, March 25, 2007

(Other) things you can do with beer...


  1. Bathe in it. (You will smell delicious!)
  2. Put out a fire. (It's mostly water.)
  3. Tenderize and marinade meats. (Do not drink the marinade.)
  4. Cure Insomnia. (The hops are a natural sleep-enhancer. )
  5. Loosen Rusty Bolts. (The carbonation breaks up the rust.)
  6. Clear up brown spots on your lawn. (The fermented sugar makes grass grow!)
  7. Help you pass a kidney stone or clear up a bladder infection. (You probably have noticed that beer is a diuretic. Plus it will take the edge off the pain.)
  8. Kill snails and slugs. (Use the Casper cup please!)
  9. Catch mice. (It's not just for snails anymore.)
  10. Bake delicious bread! (Lots of good recipes available...and your house will smell GREAT!)

5 comments:

Unknown said...

I think a Guiness bath would be very good. I would save the cheap domestic beer for the snails and the mice.

Allison said...

wow...smelling like beer...can't you get arrested for that? is it okay for "lady parts"?

Julie Hibbard said...

Apparently...supposed to leave your skin softer than ever!

Brent said...

Can't you wash your hair with it too? It's supposed to be good for your hair.

Insured Asset Solutions said...

Courtney G. highlighted her hair with it one year in Palm Springs by mistake...thanks again for the support. We'll have to do lunch or dinner next week.