1. You showed up empty handed. 2. You were wearing a gold necklace. 3. You left the toilet seat up in my bathroom. 4. You stopped my story and said, "Wait, who's Willie Mays?" 5. You were wearing a gold necklace.
HOLY CRAP!!! I just laughed so hard reading this! I once called if off with a guy because when I told him I was going to an Angles game he said, "what's that." As painful as it was to explain it to him when he followed it with, " is someone making you go." that was pretty much it for us.
You know what Kip says...."How 'bout some gold bracelets?" I think gold bracelets and necklaces are very becoming on the gentlemen. just joking. That's like the #1 sign that you should have said "NEXT!"
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yep...the gold necklace is a definite deal breaker.
iPod? Mac?
I guess it doesn't matter. Gold necklace doesn't get you anywhere.
HOLY CRAP!!! I just laughed so hard reading this! I once called if off with a guy because when I told him I was going to an Angles game he said, "what's that." As painful as it was to explain it to him when he followed it with, " is someone making you go." that was pretty much it for us.
You know what Kip says...."How 'bout some gold bracelets?" I think gold bracelets and necklaces are very becoming on the gentlemen. just joking. That's like the #1 sign that you should have said "NEXT!"
I wouldn't have given him a second one.
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