I was shopping at the mall today and I walked by Santa Claus. I glanced at the fun stuff they had set up around him and then I looked up at Santa.
He smiled at me and said, "Would you like to come sit on my lap?"
I am not kidding!!!
I said, "Santa, do you want me to have to tell the kids that you have been naughty this year?" He totally laughed. SO awkward...but hilarious.