I was shopping at the mall today and I walked by Santa Claus. I glanced at the fun stuff they had set up around him and then I looked up at Santa.He smiled at me and said, "Would you like to come sit on my lap?"
I am not kidding!!!
I said, "Santa, do you want me to have to tell the kids that you have been naughty this year?" He totally laughed. SO awkward...but hilarious.
8 comments:
That's very funny! I am a little bothered that Santa is popping up everywhere already. I have to bring dessert to a church function on Sunday and wanted to serve it on fall plated and festive autumn napkins...nope! I can't find anything that isn't for Chirstmas. I LOVE Christmas, but I feel a little sad for Thanksgiving.
That Santa is my Dad reincarnated just in time for Christmas!!!
That's hilarious...Santa totally hit on you...
SO awkward...but SO funny!
This is an unbelievable story!
I wonder if Mrs. Claus reads your blog...if so, Santa is in BIG trouble.
Can't blame Santa!!!!
You are a beautiful, attractive and happy young lady.
That totally reminds me of the photo that we took on Santas lap when we were 16! Do you still have it? I do! I think we were both wearing white dittos!!! Santa seemed to enjoy it back then too!!
XO
Oh, gross. Horny Santas are never a good thing. :(
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