If I were a man...

a. I’d never wear a Hawaiian shirt (or a tee shirt under it!)

b. Make sure my toe nails looked good before I wore sandals (and never wear socks with them!)

c. Get rid of my moustache!

d. Update my glasses

e. Figure out a way to grow hair thicker

f. Watch my weight

g. Never wear jewelry

h. Put the toilet seat down

i. Never show up empty handed at someone’s home

(And, I would NEVER wear a Hawaiian Shirt!!!)

Interestingly, as a woman...I already do all of these things.