Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Green with envy
I kindly said, "No thank you" to most of the ladies offering me their wares, but one woman, desperately trying giving away her Vegan protein shake samples, was very persistent.
"Here! Try this!" She said with a big smile as she put the small cup in my hand!
I sipped a bit of the grassy green, vanilla-laced, vegetable-flavored concoction.
She went on, as she handed me another flavor...
"My boys just love to have one in the afternoon. Your kids will love them too!"
"Oh, my kids are grown and don't live with me." I answered.
"Well your husband will really enjoy them!"
"Yeah...no husband." I replied.
"Well your DOG will really love them!" she insisted.
"Nope, no dog either," I smiled.
She quickly looked around and said,
"Oh man! I'm coming home with YOU!"